Some Interesting Quotes about the trip

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1984, 22 foot Chieftan Winnebago, $14,295
2 months lost wages $20,500
2400 Gallons Gas $2800
6 "Lifetime" Collector Gaskets $144
Website tranmission charges $$$$
Pictures of Winnebaigis stuck in 16' snow Drift Priceless!

Some things you just can't buy...

1. Oh, I'm sure you will make it to Alaska, just not in that Winnebago.
2. Wow, sounds like you will be site seeing,  a lot of gas stations.
3. Greg remember at the end of the trip I (Joe) own all the working pieces of the Winnebago, you own all the broken stuff. A third party follows up, wow Joe, Greg is going to own a lot more of the Winnebago than you!!!
4. Don't worry, they're going on an adventure, they're not going off to war...
5. They better have a shower, they have a swimming pool, if they don't have a shower I'm taking a bath in the swimming pool!!!
6. Hey Greg we didn't get to the "Bad lands" yet, but it sure does smell bad around here... there was a rather strong smell of cow pies.
7. Greg - "I hope I don't regret not getting a shotgun for backpacking... at the very least it would help keep Joe in line"
8. Joe: Hey Greg we should get into a routine of things to do in the morning because I know some day we are going to forget to convert the refrigerator from electric to gas. Greg: Hey Joe that day could have been today... I run back and see the refrigerator not turned on!!! (This conversation happened at about 2pm!!!)
9. I can't drink the milk, its gives me an ice cream headache!!! (yes out refrigerator works too well)
10. Hey Greg I think these RV definitely have a finite life, the life of the original silicone sealant. (this was after repairing the leaky roof above Greg's bed... he had a slight bed wetting problem)
11. Hey Greg I think we can turn this into a lunch wagon (I was cooking dinner and thought our little kitchen was cool) Greg replies "No I think with our freezer we can be an ice cream truck."
12. I'm pretty sure its not the alternator - standard response to anything that breaks.
13. Greg says "I don't like ducks, they broke the Winnebaigis."
14. Hey bear!!! (The Safety advice for backcountry hiking in Denali was to make a lot of noise to avoid accidentally sneaking up on wildlife. Our noise, which was the example the Park person used was to yell "Hey bear")